Q & A - Blog Updates and More

Wow, looks like you've been busy with the blog. What all have you done?

Well, on the left side of the blog I've added Tags, a feed from G4 and a feed from the Official Star Wars site. And of course, I've added a few interesting posts.

What do the new features do to enhance the blog?

Well, the Tags (or labels as less internet cool folks would call them) let readers filter my posts by topic. That way, if someone wants to read all of the Star Wars related posts without having to sift through the other wonderfully written posts, they can just click the Star Wars tag and only those posts will be displayed.

That seems useful. What about the Feeds?

Well, the Feeds come from other sites that I frequent. These Feeds will update when those sites update their news items. The G4 Feed updates with entertainment and tech news and the Star Wars Feed updates with Official Star Wars announcements. The Feeds give readers something more to do without having to visit other sites.

Very cool. Any other updates to the blog?

I limited the number of posts that appear on the main page to five. Things seemed too cluttered with more than that.

Oh no! What about the older posts? Do they just disappear?

No worries loyal reader! All of the old posts are archived and can viewed at any time. The archive is sorted by date and displays the post titles. You can also click the "older posts" link at the bottom of the blog, and it will take you to the next five posts.

Whew.

That's why I love t3h internets.

So, what is this I hear about someone questioning your Wii Sports Tennis ability? Is this true?

Yes, indeed this is true.

Who would dare do such a thing?

A seemingly not-so-loyal reader who goes by the name Grobanfan1 (or something like that).

That's terrible!

I know! What kind of guy likes Josh Groban???

Srsly.

This Grobanfan1 has suggested that I am unable to defeat my wife in a Wii Sports Tennis Match. I agreed to play a match with my wife to prove that I could win.

You yielded to their demands???

No! Of course not. I simply enjoy playing Wii Sports with my wife.

I see. So how did the match go?

Well, we chose Mii's with identical rankings to ensure a level playing field.

My wife served first:

0-15
0-30
0-40
15-40
Game to Guamotle

My serve:

0-15
15-15
30-15
30-30
40-30
Deuce
Adv. Guamotle
Deuce #2
Adv. Wife
Deuce #3
Adv. Wife
Game Wife

She broke your serve?

Of course! My wife is a fantastic Wii Sports Tennis player. She is my doubles partner and we take care of business against the Wii controlled Mii's.

Anyway, my wife served next:

0-15
0-30
0-40
15-40
Game Guamotle

My serve:

15-0
30-0
30-15
40-15
40-30
Game Guamotle

Guamotle wins!

Yeaaaaah! Well done!

Thanks. After defending the win in a rematch (also 3 games to 1) order was restored and the Guamotle and Wife doubles team was reunited and won back to back games 3-0.

So, what do you have to say to Grobanfan1?

TAKE THAT!

Q & A

Hey, what do you mean "That's enough from you mystery interviewer"?

I was just trying to share a video with my loyal...

HOLD IT!

OBJECTION! This is my blog and I'm the only one who can use Phoenix Wright quotes.

Fine. Whatever. Anyway, what is with all of the posts today? I thought you said there wasn't a good reason to come back?

And yet you returned. MWAHAHAHA!

Nice. But seriously, are you going to keep posting this much stuff everyday?

You'll have to come back and see.

So, have you made a Star Wars video yet?

Excellent question! No, I have not. I just found out about it today, what do you expect from me? Srsly.

Are you going to post Q & A's like this frequently?

Um, you are the interviewer, so I suppose that depends on you.

Oh, right. Well, that's all I got.

Really that's it?

Yup.

That's pretty weak.

Hey, it's my first day on the job, what do you expect from me?

A decent interview. But, I suppose this is your second interview today.

Thanks. I think.

You're welcome.

The Quest Begins

Who is Guamotle Chiractor?

To borrow a line from Obi-wan Kenobi, "He's me."

Um, I thought you were Roccondil?

That's right.

So, why not call it the Adventures of Roccondil?

Well, that would be too easy. And not nearly fun enough. And Guamotle Chiractor is much more humorous to me.

Whatever. Why should I bother reading this?

You've come all this way to read my blog and you are questioning why you should read it? Seems like the thing to do if you visit a blog - read it. But feel free to just look at the pretty pictures if it suits you.

What pictures? I don't see any pictures?

Patience. This is the first post. I'm sure there will be pictures eventually.

What kind of pictures?

Aren't you the curious type? I hope to post things from the internet that I find humorous, obnoxious, important or whatever else Guamotle Chiractor comes across during his adventure.

What adventure is that?

t3h internets of course.

I can't believe I'm reading this.

I can't believe I'm writing this. "TAKE THAT!" - Phoenix Wright

Nice. Thanks for the link.

No problem. I'll try and posts links to things I find on my adventures.

Hey, how come you posted a link for the Phoenix Wright quote but not the Obi-wan quote?

Well I hadn't introduced links yet.

Well, can I get a link?

Sure. Star Wars Ep. 4 script

So is there any reason to come back to this blog ever again?

Probably not a good one.

Fair enough. Well, thanks for your time.

I hope you enjoyed yourself. Here is a parting gift for you.

DARTH VADER'S FIRST ASSIGNMENT