The Quest Begins

Who is Guamotle Chiractor?

To borrow a line from Obi-wan Kenobi, "He's me."

Um, I thought you were Roccondil?

That's right.

So, why not call it the Adventures of Roccondil?

Well, that would be too easy. And not nearly fun enough. And Guamotle Chiractor is much more humorous to me.

Whatever. Why should I bother reading this?

You've come all this way to read my blog and you are questioning why you should read it? Seems like the thing to do if you visit a blog - read it. But feel free to just look at the pretty pictures if it suits you.

What pictures? I don't see any pictures?

Patience. This is the first post. I'm sure there will be pictures eventually.

What kind of pictures?

Aren't you the curious type? I hope to post things from the internet that I find humorous, obnoxious, important or whatever else Guamotle Chiractor comes across during his adventure.

What adventure is that?

t3h internets of course.

I can't believe I'm reading this.

I can't believe I'm writing this. "TAKE THAT!" - Phoenix Wright

Nice. Thanks for the link.

No problem. I'll try and posts links to things I find on my adventures.

Hey, how come you posted a link for the Phoenix Wright quote but not the Obi-wan quote?

Well I hadn't introduced links yet.

Well, can I get a link?

Sure. Star Wars Ep. 4 script

So is there any reason to come back to this blog ever again?

Probably not a good one.

Fair enough. Well, thanks for your time.

I hope you enjoyed yourself. Here is a parting gift for you.

DARTH VADER'S FIRST ASSIGNMENT